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When an old man falls in love, the poor fellow is all aflutter, with polish for his moustache and little dyes for his hair. When an old man falls in love, he is in such a flurry, and so she will not catch on and will take him for a young lad, he even sleeps in a corset.

Back from the rendezvous of a blissful afternoon, it's off to his little bed, to take his little pills and apply the cupping glasses. Don't expose yourself to the breeze...! For he feels a cold coming on, and if he dances a conga, or a foxtrot or a milonga, he is left all in pieces...

When an old man falls in love, he loses all his savoir-faire, and you should see the embarrassing scenes he makes when he sees his girl. In front of the woman who bewitches him, his heart begins to pound, and he will not crack a smile for fear his false teeth might fly out of his mouth.